bowling the mason way

i noticed mason in my cupboard this morning.
he was taking all of my empty pop and water bottles out.
i said, "mason, what are you doing?"
he says, "i bow in tichen"
(he was going to bowl in the kitchen)

so, i watched as he carefully lined all the bottles up in a row

then i watched in horror as this hard ball came flying at me!

he was triumphant.
after my toes had a few run-ins with the ball,
i told him bowling was all done.