phones ringing

trying to sleep in this morning, i turned on the tv for the boys
and let them play around the house while chris and i laid in bed
still not feeling well. cole comes in and says, "dad, someone tried
calling your phone". i reach out and take the cell phone from him
and check to see who called him. it says my name under the missed call.
confused, i say, "how could i have just called him?" i am too tired
to think so i set chris's phone on my night stand and roll back over
to my side. then mason looks at me and says, "i do it. i do it."
i say, "oh. i see. give me the phone." so i take the phone from him
and tell the boys to go play and i roll back over and try to rest.
about 30 seconds later, the phone that i am holding in my hand starts ringing.
who could this be?! this is ridiculous! i open my phone and who does it
say is calling me? chris's phone! i am very confused now. chris says,
"who is it?" i say, "it says it's you but that's impossible because i...."
then i stop because just as i was saying that, i turned and noticed that the
phone i had placed on the night stand is not there anymore. guess who had it?
MASON! so i yell for mason. he comes in the room. i take the phone from him
and hold BOTH phones in my hand until he leaves the room.
he is quick and quiet. not a good combination.